THEY LOVE IT!
There’s something about riding bikes
That attracts every age and all types
It could be the saddle
or the crossbar they straddle
But mainly, I think, it’s the tights!
AROUND THE VILLAGE
There are cyclists who pedal through Headley
at a speed that’s decidedly deadly
They wobble about
Swear, scream and shout
And ride two abreast quite unsteadily
WHY DO THEY DO IT?
Some leaders of men like to cycle
like Dave Cameron or Angela Merkel
It looks good in the press
And you’d never guess
Out of shot, a limousine sidles
- The Garden Centre